100+ Funny I Miss You Quotes And Sayings

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Missing someone can be hard. Whether the person you’re missing has been gone for years or days, the feeling is still the same. An aching emptiness that you want to be filled. Here are some of the best funny and cute I miss you quotes to help tide you over.


Funny I Miss You Quotes

Sometimes, the best way to ease the pain of missing someone is by reading funny I miss you quotes. Here are some to help bring a smile to your face while you’re waiting for that someone special to come back.

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  1. I did three things today; miss you, miss you, and miss you.
  2. I miss you like x misses o.
  3. Admit it…life would be boring without me.
  4. I miss you like the priests miss the altar boys.
  5. I miss you like I missed my ex-wife, but my aim is getting better!
  6. I miss you as I miss my pillow.
  7. Not sure if I’m missing you, or I’m missing insulting you.
  8. I really miss you, but probably not as much as you miss me, I’m pretty awesome.
  9. Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated.

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  1. I miss you a little, I guess you could say, a little too much, a little too often, and a little more each day.
  2. I miss you. Fix it.
  3. I wanna write “I miss you” on a rock and throw it at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you.
  4. I miss you as a shopping addict misses bargain hunting.
  5. Romance is thinking about your significant other when you are supposed to be thinking about something else.
  6. I miss you like an astronaut that misses the earth.
  7. I’m a fish out of the water without you.
  8. I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
  9. Life is so short, so fast the lone hours fly, we ought to be together, you and I.

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Leah Kelly

  1. They say that time heals all wounds, but all it’s done so far is give me more time to think about how much I miss you.
  2. I miss you like a polar bear misses the disappearing polar ice caps.
  3. When I miss you, I re-read our old conversations and smile like an idiot.


Cute I Miss You Quotes For Everyone

When you’re suffering from a heavy heart because there’s someone special that’s missing in your life, take comfort in these cute I miss you quotes. Have fun reading them and forget for a minute the loneliness and longing you feel inside.

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Helena Lopes

  1. Time goes by a lot slower when you miss the one you love.
  2. I’m putting you on my to-do list.
  3. I miss you more than the sun misses the sky at night.
  4. I miss you like the moon misses the light.
  5. I hate that the distance between us, I want to touch you, but I cannot, it’s killing me. I love you and miss you terribly; I hope soon we’ll be together.
  6. I miss you… I don’t know what else there is to say.
  7. I miss you like the sun misses the flowers, like the sun misses the flowers in the depths of winter, instead of beauty to direct its light to, the heart hardens like the frozen world which your absence has banished me to.
  8. When I see your smile, and I know it’s not for me, that’s when I’ll miss you.
  9. Every day we tell ourselves we’re better off without each other but every morning I wake up and realize I love you more than the day before.
  10. You went away, how dare you, I miss you. They say I’ll be ok but I’m not going to ever get over you.

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bruce mars

  1. All days are nights to see till I see thee, and night’s bright days when dreams do show thee to me.
  2. Missing someone gets easier every day. Because, even though it is one day further from the last time you saw each other, it is one day closer to the next time you will.
  3. The reason it hurts so much to separate is that our souls are connected.
  4. Baby, I realize that we are miles apart, but just know my feelings for you are still the same.
  5. Every night in my dreams I see your gentle hands and beautiful eyes, I miss you unbearably, but our love is worth waiting.
  6. Each time I miss you, a star falls down from the sky. So, if you looked up at the sky and found it dark with no stars, it is all your fault. You made me miss you too much!
  1. I miss you, more than ever! I don’t know why when you’re the one who broke my heart!
  2. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
  3. If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.
  4. I only miss you when I’m breathing… “Why are you so far from me? In my arms is where you ought to be.”
  5. I miss you – I wish I could see you tomorrow. Even for one second.


Cute I Miss You Quotes For Him

Missing that special guy in your life? Beat the loneliness with these cute I miss you quotes for him. Boyfriend, husband, lover, think of him and smile while you read these inspiring quotes to get you through the day.

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  1. Just hearing your name makes my heart race. I miss you more and more.
  2. I miss you like the moon misses the sun, destined to chase it until the end of time.
  3. Life is so short, so fast the lone hours fly, we ought to be together, you and I.
  4. In French, you don’t say, “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which means, “you are missing from me.”
  5. I thought it would be easy to cope with life without you, but how wrong I was to think so, I miss you so much.
  6. I wonder if we ever think of each other at the same time.
  7. Love is missing someone whenever you’re apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you’re close in heart.
  8. A day without you is like a day without sunshine… I miss you…
  9. You know, my love, I miss you every minute and every second, I realized that my life is meaningless and empty without you.
  10. Just know that where ever you go, I love you.

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 Lukas Rychvalsky

  1. I don’t know how long I would have to wait until you return, my life has been so empty without you, I miss you, babe.
  2. Before I sleep and after I wake up and all the hours in between… you occupy my mind. So, practically every moment of the day you are in my thoughts. I miss you.
  3. I heard someone whisper your name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I was alone. Then I realized that it was my heart telling me that I miss you.
  4. Within you, I lose myself… Without you I find myself, wanting to be lost again.
  5. I missed you even when I was with you. That’s been my problem. I miss what I already have, and I surround myself with things that are missing.
  6. Every happiness that comes to my heart you caused it and every time that I smile is because of you, I miss you so much.
  7. My heart is connected with your heart with unbreakable threads and when I miss you, I am overwhelmed with sadness. Come soon, the days without you are torture for me.
  8. But I must admit I miss you quite terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby.
  9. But nothing makes a room feel emptier than wanting someone in it.
  10. When I miss you it seems every song I listen to is about you.
  11. I have a brain to think of you. Eyes to look at you. Heart to love you. Hands to comfort you. Toes to walk with you. Mouth to say I miss you and feet to kick you, if you don’t miss me too.


Funny Missing You Quotes For Her

For that special lady in your life, here are some funny I miss you like quotes to bring that smile back in your heart and on your face. Missing her from afar can be so hard and reading these quotes can help ease the pain and sadness.

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Kristin Vogt

  1. I miss you almost as much as I miss having sex with you.
  2. It hurts not having you close, but it would hurt even more not having you at all.
  3. I love you past the moon and miss you beyond the stars.
  4. When the night has come and the land’s dark, when the moon is the only light we’ll see, look at the stars; can you count them? I miss you that much.
  5. And at this moment I swore that nothing in this universe could be so heavy as the absence of the person you love.
  6. Your absence has gone through me, like a thread through a needle, everything I do is stitched with its color.
  7. Your memory feels like home to me. So whenever my mind wanders, it always finds its way back to you.
  8. I’m waiting and hoping and wishing for the time when we can be together again… I miss you so much.
  9. It’s true we don’t know what we’ve got until it’s gone, but we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.
  10. I’d rather be kissing you than missing you.

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Shiny Diamond

  1. If missing you were an ocean, I’d be drowning.
  2. If you think missing me is hard, you should try missing you.
  3. You are the storm in my eye because I miss you so much.
  4. I miss you as a dog misses a bone.
  5. My mind is still having trouble wrapping itself around the fact that you are gone.
  6. My first thought in the morning is always you.
  7. Love reckons hours for months, and days for years; and every little absence is an age.
  8. To me, hell is having you in my dreams but waking up without you next to me.
  9. I only miss you when I’m breathing.
  10. I would never pray for a single day when I would be away from home without taking you with me; life is of no importance to me without you, I miss you, my lovely angel.
  11. I want to say I miss you. But it wouldn’t change anything, so I’ll just keep on pretending I don’t.


Cute & Funny I Miss You More Quotes 

Your lover said they miss you, but what they don’t know is that you miss them more. With that thought, it still doesn’t lessen the pangs of loneliness that you feel in your heart. Here are funny I miss you more than quotes to make you smile once again.

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  1. I stopped talking to you so you would miss me, but in the end, I’m the one missing you more than ever.
  2. The more I think of you, the more I love you, and the more I miss you.
  3. I miss you! Because you taught me how to feel emptiness when you’re not here.
  4. I dropped a tear in the ocean. The day you find it is the day I will stop missing you.
  5. I miss you like a convict misses their freedom.
  6. Missing you is like breathing…it just comes naturally.
  7. I wish you were here, but you’re not here, you’re there. And there doesn’t know how lucky it is.
  8. If God asked me to make one wish that will be granted, I would wish that I should never leave your side even for one minute, I love you so much.

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Katie Salerno

  1. I miss you more than Bert misses Ernie.
  2. I miss you, I kiss you, I hug you, I want you, I love you. All I need is you, you and only you!
  3. My heart grows fonder of you every day, the beautiful memories that we had are evergreen in my heart, I want to have more of these beautiful moments with you, I miss you so much.
  4. A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I’m missing you.
  5. I miss you as a diabetic misses insulin.
  6. There is a vacuum in my heart just this moment that I left home, only your smile and laughter can feel this vacuum, I miss you so much.
  7. For everything you have missed, you have gained something else, and for everything you gain, you lose something else.i miss you 13
  8. I miss you like I miss chocolate… a lot!
  9. Sitting here alone and thinking of all the beautiful moments of our life, I cherish every time that I spent with you, my angel, I miss you.
  10. I wish that you were here, or I were there, or we were together anywhere.
  11. I miss you as old men miss having hair.
  12. People always miss you more when they see how much happier you are without them.
  13. Eight letters. Three words. One regret. I miss you.

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Simon Matzinger

These beautiful and funny I miss you quotes can greatly help in filling the void that we feel when someone has gone away. The struggle is real, and we need to find ways to cope with the emptiness. Cheer up and let these quotes brighten your days.

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