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I Miss You Quotes


Missing someone can be hard. There’s always this longing that’s nagging your heartstrings and the only remedy is the person you’re missing. But sometimes, we need to lighten things up to somehow ease the pain. These funny I miss you quotes can help you smile and possibly laugh until that someone special comes back.


I Miss You Quotes to Make You Smile

Tell your special someone that you’re missing him or her with these I miss you quotes. Whatever the distance between you will feel lesser when you know you’re both thinking of each other.

I Miss You Quotes


  1. Your presence is my obsession.
  2. I miss you like a fat girl misses cookies.
  3. Hearing the words, “I miss you” from the right person is an amazing feeling.
  4. I miss you. The old you… The new one sucks.
  5. To me, the brightest and most colorful garden looks dull and dreary without you in it.
  6. Looking at your photos never fail to make me smile.
  7. Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night. I miss you like hell.
  8. I miss you so much, I can’t believe I haven’t seen you in 8 hours!
  9. Missing someone is a part of loving them. If you’re never apart, you’ll never really know how strong your love is.
  10. I’m not sure what is worse: missing you, or pretending that I don’t.

I Miss You Quotes

Simon Maage

  1. I can’t breathe without you. You leave me breathless when you’re with me. Who should adjust?
  2. You were gone forever. I counted.
  3. Not sure if I miss you or I miss insulting you.
  4. You may be out of my sight… But never out of my mind… I Miss You!
  5. Oh why u had to be so cute, it’s impossible to ignore you.
  6. I know that I love you because I miss you even when you’re just in the next room.
  7. It’s a feeling of completion, of wholeness, and of things being the way that they should be.
  8. Missing someone and not being able to see them is the worst feeling ever.
  9. Every now and then I see something that reminds me of you and then there I am, missing you again.
  10. No matter where you go you will always be in my heart.

I Miss You Quotes

Joseph Pearson

  1. Missing you isn’t what hurts. It’s knowing that I had you that’s killing me.
  2. I miss you more than the deserts miss the rain.
  3. I knew that looking back on the tears would make me laugh. But I never knew that looking back on the laughs would bring tears.
  4. Without you here, the sun forgets to shine.
  5. I thought that I could handle being apart from you, but I miss you too much.
  6. I wish to be by your side at all times. It’s as simple and as complicated as that!
  7. Love is missing someone whenever you’re apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you’re close in heart.
  8. I can’t help that I miss you and the person that I was when I was with you.
  9. I’m in the middle of a battle here, can I miss you later?
  10. I will not lie. The truth is that I really miss you.


Sweet & Funny Missing You Quotes

Sometimes, the only solution to ease the pain of missing someone is to share funny missing you quotes. So indulge in these quotes and sayings to help comfort you or anyone who’s missing someone in their lives.

I Miss You Quotes

Roksolana Zasiadko

  1. I miss you more than Miss Universe misses the universe.
  2. A dog is not lonely, but a dog missing another dog is.
  3. I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
  4. Yeah, I miss you too. It’s a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home, you know?
  5. Missing you is something that comes in waves. And tonight I am just drowning.
  6. Miss is a natural condition when someone feels lost and wants someone’s presence in the heart.
  7. A day spent away from you is a day that is not worth living.
  8. Aye miss ewe. I mean yew. Or was it Amish yu?
  9. I miss you like the moon misses the sun.

I Miss You Quotes

Greg Rakozy

  1. Life sucks less with you by my side.
  2. There’s something wrong with my brain. It can’t stop thinking of you!
  3. I miss you more than ham misses burger.
  4. I pretend to ignore you, but the truth is, I really miss you.
  5. I miss you once I wake up and I miss you once I fall asleep. I wish that we could always be together.
  6. I miss your voice. I miss your touch. I miss your face. I miss you.
  7. There’s always one thing I can’t check in my everyday to-do list—you!
  8. I wanna write “I miss you” on a rock and throw it at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you.
  9. Without you in my world, the sun forgets to shine.
  10. I miss you more than peanut butter misses jelly.
  11. You may not always be here at my side, but you are always right here in my heart. I miss you.

I Miss You Quotes

Lesly Juarez

  1. You know someone is very special to you when days just don’t seem right without them.
  2. Someone asked me if I missed you. I didn’t answer. I just closed my eyes and walked away and whispered ‘so much.
  3. To say I miss you is an understatement.
  4. Stop asking why the chicken crossed the road. Instead, ask why you always cross my mind.
  5. I will stop missing you when we are together again.
  6. Miss can be said as a fertilizer of love.
  7. You must be pretty tired given that you’ve been running in my thoughts 24-7.
  8. I miss you like the moon misses the sun, destined to chase it until the end of time.
  9. You don’t have to be a thousand miles from me for me to miss you.
  10. When you are missed by someone, it can be a sign that they care and want you.


The Best Missing You Quotes For Her

So many reasons to miss the woman of your life. Sadly, the only way to get rid of the pain is to be with her. Get inspired to tell her how you feel with these funny I miss you quotes.

I Miss You Quotes

Allef Vinicius

  1. I miss everything about you. Even the things that used to annoy me when you were still here.
  2. The hardest thing is not talking to someone you used to talk to every day.
  3. There is not a single moment in any day that I do not find myself missing you.
  4. I would prefer to be kissing you than missing you.
  5. It’s possible. You are very lovable. I’d miss you if I broke up with you. Just trying to be supportive.
  6. I miss you a little. It’s like a little; except a lot.
  7. Nothing makes a room emptier than wishing that you were in it.
  8. I miss you so much that I can’t help but feel that every song I hear is about you.

I Miss You Quotes

Alexander Krivitskiy

  1. After all the time that has passed, I still find myself missing you every minute of each hour, each hour in a day, every single day of each week, every week of the month, and every month of the year.
  2. There are not enough words in the dictionary to describe how much I miss you and long for you.
  3. When I text you it means I miss you. When I don’t text you it means I’m waiting for you to miss me.
  4. You are always the first thought in my head when I wake up in the morning. That is how much I miss you.
  5. I keep myself busy with the things I do but every time I pause, I still think of you.
  6. My memory loves you; it asks about you all the time.
  7. Parting is all we know of heaven and all we need to know of hell.
  8. I wish I could copy and paste you into my bed.
  9. I thought that I could handle being apart from you but I turned out to be wrong.

I Miss You Quotes

Allef Vinicius

  1. I sit here and wonder if you’ll ever understand just how much of me belongs to you.
  2. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRST VWXYZ. I think I missed something. Oh, it’s U!
  3. I wonder if you miss me as much as I miss you.
  4. When I close my eyes, I see you. When I open my eyes, I miss you.
  5. I suck at everything, especially forgetting you.
  6. I can’t pretend that I don’t miss you because I see you in everything that I do.
  7. When I miss you, I reread our conversations and smile like an idiot.
  8. My heart never knew loneliness until you went away. I’m missing you.
  9. The pain of being without you is too much to bear sometimes.
  10. The scary thing about distance is you don’t know whether they’ll miss you or forget you.
  11. I close my eyes and see you there. But when I open them and see nothing there, I realize how much I miss you.
  12. I can’t believe that I still miss you after everything that we went through.
  13. Every piece of me aches for you.


Funny I Miss You Quotes and Messages For Him

These I miss you messages are the perfect way to let him know of the aching you’re feeling each time he goes away. Send them one each day until he comes back so he’ll hurry over to your side.

I Miss You Quotes

Hunter Johnson

  1. The reason it hurts so much to separate is that our souls are connected.
  2. I’m holding on to something that used to be there hoping it will come back, knowing it won’t.
  3. I only miss you when I’m breathing.
  4. Missing someone is your heart’s way of reminding you that you love them.
  5. As contraries are known by contraries, so is the delight of presence best known by the torments of absence.
  6. The worst thing you can do if you miss or need someone is to let them know it.
  7. I really miss you, but probably not as much as you miss me; I’m awesome.

I Miss You Quotes

João Silas

  1. You know you really miss someone when you crave something so simple such as the sound of their voice.
  2. I miss you so much that I am jealous of the people that get the chance to see you every day.
  3. If you think missing me is hard, you should try missing you.
  4. You know you love someone when the mere thought of losing them brings you to tears.
  5. Your absence has gone through me, like a thread through a needle. Everything I do is stitched with its color.
  6. Hell is loving you in my sleep and waking up alone.
  7. Every time my phone buzzes, I hope it’s you missing me.
  8. Missing you and not being able to have you here with me is the worst feeling.
  9. I missed you even when I was with you. That’s been my problem. I miss what I already have, and I surround myself with things that are missing.
  10. If you can’t get someone out of your head, maybe they are supposed to be there.
  11. I miss you a little too much, a little too often, and a little more each and every day.

I Miss You Quotes

Evan Dvorkin

  1. There is an empty place in my heart where you used to be.
  2. I think a part of me will always be waiting for you.
  3. A day without you is like a day without sunshine… I miss you…
  4. Nothing makes a room feel emptier than wanting someone in it.
  5. I have a brain to think of you. Eyes to look at you. Heart to love you. Hands to comfort you. Toes to walk with you. Mouth to say I miss you and feet to kick you, if you don’t miss me too.
  6. I did three things today; miss you, miss you, and miss you.
  7. I’ll just pretend to hug you until you get here.
  8. Thinking of you every; second, minute, hour, day, is medication to my illness of missing you.
  9. Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated.
  10. If I had a flower for every time I think about you and how much I miss you, then I would be walking forever in an endless garden.
  11. How you can already miss someone when you are in the same room as them, I have no idea. But I do.
  12. I know that I love you because of how much I miss you.


Cute I Miss You Quotes For Your Friends

You and your friends always have the best times when you’re together. But when you’re apart, there’s always the pain of missing them. These cute I miss you quotes will make everyone in the group smile and look forward to seeing each other again.

I Miss You Quotes

Ivana Cajina

  1. There are friendships imprinted in our hearts that will never be diminished by time and distance.
  2. Being your friend is such a joy. You’re one of the few people who can give me such love and happiness. I miss you.
  3. What is the opposite of two? A lonely me, a lonely you.
  4. If I could write a book right now, it would be titled 1000 ways to miss your BFF. I miss you.
  5. Admit it. Life would be super boring without me.
  6. A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
  7. You make the good times better and the tough times easier. I miss you, my dear friend. I hope you’re not missing me too much!
  8. Miles don’t influence our friendship because love for you is always in my heart. I miss you!
  9. It’s impossible not to miss the things that you do together and the little things that you share that make your friendship unique.
  10. When you are with me, time just flies away. When you are not here, even seconds seem like days. I miss you.

I Miss You Quotes

Providence Doucet

  1. I’ve always believed that friendship is not about who has known you the longest. It’s about the people who walked into your life and never left your side! You are that person to me. I miss you terribly!
  2. When you are far away, I feel as if the part of my soul has been taken away. I feel complete only when you are near. Come back faster, I miss you!
  3. When you move away, or a good friend does, you have to deal with the sadness, yearning, and isolation of being so far from someone you love.
  4. I miss you more than a squirrel misses its acorns and nuts.
  5. Even if you are far away, you are always with me in my heart. I miss you.
  6. Happiness is knowing I am going to see you soon.
  7. I miss your warmth and care, and your gentle way of reminding me that there’s nothing I cannot do. Thanks for being a great friend! I miss you!
  8. We always create priceless memories together. I can’t wait for creating new ones! I miss you and I am waiting for you.
  9. No man is so perfect, so necessary to his friends, as to give them no cause to miss him less.
  10. I have no regrets. Life tore us apart but I’m glad I had the chance to call you my friend. I miss you.
  11. Our friendship is genuine and strong. It is as true as the sun rises every single day. I miss you.
  12. Life tries to tear us apart, but our connection isn’t physical, it’s spiritual.
  13. I am proud to call you my best friend and it doesn’t matter what happens in life, I can always count on you. I miss my best friend very much.
  14. #WhenWillYouComeBack is the only hashtag trending in my life right now. I miss you.
  15. I don’t care whether it is winter or summer, weekend or Monday, the weather is bad or good. Each moment is awful without you. I miss you so much.
  16. The reason it hurts so much to separate is that our souls are connected.

I Miss You Quotes

Omar Lopez

  1. I have discovered gloomy hues of life that I never knew. Now I understand our friendship’s value, from the bottom of my heart, I miss you.
  2. Nothing can be compared, to the memories we shared. The awesome times that we had, made everything so rad. But now I am going mad, missing you makes me sad. My heart can’t be repaired, without you my life’s impaired. I miss you.
  3. There is nobody in this world who can replace you. I miss our heart-to-heart conversations and silly traditions. Come back so that I can live life to the fullest again.
  4. Good friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there.


Strong connections with the people you hold dearest can result in missing them when they’re gone. Whatever the reasons for the separation, missing them will always be a part of our lives. Take comfort in these cute, sweet, and funny missing you quotes to get you through the loneliness.

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